24 imágenes que demuestran por qué no debes tener un bóxer

Empezando por su nombre, los boxer tienen una fama de perros agresivos y violentos, al igual que otras razas como los Pit Bull, tema que ya hemos tratado en este blog. Pero, ¿cuánto hay de verdad en estos prejuicios? Aquí os traemos unas imágenes para ayudar a equilibrar la balanza.

Los boxer no son perros elegantes

No saben poner caras divertidas

Su hocico da mucho miedo

Nunca quieren salir contigo

No te recordarán que te lleves tu almuerzo

Nunca te prestan atención

No les queda bien el rosa

No te ayudan con los deberes

No les gustan las galletas

Ni siquiera los helados

No pueden ni ver a los gatos

Ni siquiera se llevan bien entre ellos

No puedes dejar que se acerquen a tus hijos

No les gusta hacerse "selfies"

No cuidan su higiene personal

Odian ir al parque

Siempre tienen cara de enfado

Ni siquiera con un juguete gracioso parecen divertidos

Nunca tienen ganas de caricias

Son un peligro para cualquier otro animal

No son obedientes, ni disciplinados

Tampoco les gustan las flores

Y nunca están felices ni contentos

¿Qué os parece? ¿Seguís pensando que los boxer son violentos y agresivos por naturaleza?

Fuente: viralnova.com

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